Bring Me A Beer

Bring Me A Beer

I woke up this morning with a pain in my head
Couldn't think why I should get out of bed
Spent the day working to bring home the bread
By evening my time is my own

So pour me a pint and I'll ring out with laughter
Stop me at two, no, make it ten after
I only smile more as I get a bit plastered
But no one likes drinking alone

So bring me a beer, and I'll bring you a song
Make it a double, and I'll sing twice as long
Hold your glass high, and join in the cheer
You know I'm not driving, so bring me a beer

Now John at the bar is a friend of old Bill
But he's spending more time with that girl dressed to kill
Will she be here tomorrow, yes she probably will
She's here almost every night

So grab me a quick one, then call me a cab
Lord only knows just how many I've had
Surely there's someone who'll pick up my tab
Cheers, you're a bit of all right

So bring me a beer, and I'll bring you a song
Make it a double, and I'll sing twice as long
Hold your glass high, and join in the cheer
You know I'm not driving, so bring me a beer

Bring me a beer, and I'll bring you a song
Give me a chance and I'll sing all night long
Hold your glass high, and join in the cheer
You know I'm not driving, so bring me a beer
You know I'm not driving, so bring me a beer